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Saints and their Domains


(Use Ctrl-F to find your name. Ceruleanlobster's canonizations are also listed below.)
Canonized by HelenAngel

ladychangeling - Beautiful Photography, Elegance, Great Danes, and Sparkly, Shimmery, Ethereal Things That Delight The Eyes
mikeinthemoment - Things That Go Bump In The Night, Walking Across Town, and Surreptuous Winks
green_goblin70 - Lesser Cowbells His Wife Doesn't Fancy, ?? (what were the other ones?)
keepsmiling74 - Frustrating Romantic Encounters, NASCAR, "I Love Lucy", and QVC
tinhuviel - Sexy Tribal Stuff, the Sith, Zaphod Beeblebrox Galaxy-Wide Orgies, and Cyncism
cafemusique - Frazzled Choir Directors, Organs, and Dazzling Self-Awareness
wanderlustelf - Independent Television Stations, Accidental Enlightenment, and Honda Accords
the_chaos_opera - Lucid Prowess, Transcontinental Spontaneous Fertilization, and Salad Shooters
wbahner - Wayward Pants, Diet Mountain Dew Code Red, and Domestic Hilarity
squidpiggy - Awesome Website Helpitude, HAWT Bald Women, Wild Foot Injuries, and Apple Pears
kur - Subliminal Perversion, LiveJournal Polls, and Titty Obsession
montanaisaleg - Explosive Irony, Amusing Ancedotes, and Random Misreading
ashwoman - Wild Mutant Zombie Love, Salad Bar Sex, 80s Cover Bands, and A+ Bootys
okp - Cooking Contests, Tasteful House Restoration, Disarmingly Insightful Self-Intuition, and Smart HR Workers
alternachicklet - Surprise Childbirth, Domestic Ingenuity, Almost Entirely Innocent Sexual Innuendo, and Eskimo Pies
krikketgirl - All-Inclusiveness, Underdogs, Independent Publishers, and Umbrellas
the_original1 - Letter-Writing, Brazenly Witty Sidenotes, and Invisible Crime-Fighting Mermaids
dawankler - Bitchy Comments, WASP Pimps, and Ecumenical Pizza Toppings
firework_kid - Bitchslapped Pre-Cal Exams, Mix Cds, and Hetero Lifemates
fallenfromgrace - Reliable Friendship, Adventure-filled Pasts, Insightful and Intellectual Yet Honest Recommendations, Artichokes
dr_atheist - Gestating Uterine Pirates, Sexy Technology, and Hilarious Abuses of Hospital Surveillance Cameras
stacye13 - Unequivocal Evil, Knitting, Sweet Kitty Lovin', and Sarcastic Administrative Assistants
valanice - Cheerful Domesticity, Random Elvis Sightings, Playful Nostalgic Banter, Harry Potter
clauderainsrm - Cookies, Penguin Abuse Victims and Live Journal Commenting
poormattie - Pi, Infernal Tyrants, CounterStrike
darkpriestss - Dark Elves, Memes, Random Hugs, and Eternally Put-Upon Graphic Artists
manzilla - Inciting People To Mutilate Benches, Taking Out the Trash, and Zingers
nixtress - Unabashed Sexiness, Women Putting Up With Stupid Boys, Wild Monkey Revenge Assination, and Tigger Hats
bettyboot - Overcoming Jealousy, Waitresses, Dealing With Inconsiderate Houseguests, and Treating Caterpillar Stings
adriang - Helpful Computer Advice, Compelling Political Commentary, and the entire state of Kansas
yakko7178 - Everything That's Backwards, Derivatives, and the University of Memphis Athletics Department
jmcphers - ASCII Cartoons, Male Emotional Insight, and Really Nifty Writing Utensils
humanfactor - Coffee Shops, Emotional Songwriting Fests, Modest Mouse, and Blueberry Muffins
rawee1 - Intentional Motherhood, Interior Decorating With Magazines, Fashionable Parties, and Productive Uses Of Breasts
warsucks - Movie Theatre Workers, Odd Situations, Pretty Velvet Tops, and Twenty-Something Angst
uzban - Adorable Gargoyles, Humorous Hyperlinks, and Dire Straits
monalisa816 - Scrapbooking And Other Crafty Projects Like That, Patience Concerning Friends, Grilled Chicken, and Bunny Love
mistresstrixe - Incredibly Cute Cloth Diapers, Smiting With Motherly Flame, the Lindy Hop, and Refreshingly Hot Showers
autrice - Long-Distance Phone Calls, World Travel, Dating Misadventures, and HOT POCKETS
minidriver - Empirical Learning, Animal Rights, Cute Knick-knacks, and the Courage to Seek Happiness for Oneself
melena - Awesome Wedding Receptions, Olive and Fruit Lovers, Pilots, and Female Empowerment
onespiceybbw - Dealing With Crazy Gay Fathers, IRS Workers, Frustration With Incompetent Doctors, and Purring
tirina - Soft Lace, Men With Peter-Pan Syndrome, Late Night Chocolate Binges, and Glow Sticks
surrealisation - Really Up-close Face Pictures, Helping a Friend In Need, Unusual LJ Layouts, and Clay Sculpture
specialagentm - Inspirational Text Messages, Self-Harmony, and Wild Adventures in California
lostboydv - Coca-Cola Ad Campaigns, Trangendered Cosplay, and Masculine But Otherwise Atypical Men
paigeriffic - Fun In A Hot Tub, Animated Mrs. Butterworths Bottles, Making Your Own Books, and The Insatiable Desire To Always Want To Remain A Princess
dissolvedgurl - Weird Intuitive Feelings, Smashing Glass Ceilings, Goddesses Doing Laundry, and Twizzlers
mediavirus - Consistent Repartee, Hand Grenades of Loving Kindness, and Sweet Pirate Girls
nonabloch - Boy Bands, Stage Managers, Standing One's Ground No Matter What, and Educating Us Unknowning Gentiles About Judaism
cargile24 - Garden Planting, Putting Up With Unpleasant Relatives, Amateur Metalworking, and Pumpkin Cheesecake Bars
starsoohpretty - Little Sisters, Theatre Kids, Red Capes, and Oompa Loompas
endlich_alleine - Personal Conflict, Emergency Childcare, Sexy Hot Writings, and Mentos
julieo - Those Snap Bracelets We All Wore In Middle School, Artistically Silly Couple Photos, Warm Socks, and Jump Little Children
shrijani - Those Afflicted With Stalkers, Political Genius, Pleasant Non-Food Smells, and Iconoclasm
esoteric79 - Backstreet Boys, Sexy Thespians, Elijah Wood, and Randomly Bustin' A Move
musikdork228 - Sarcastic Radio DJs, The Scrumptious Center of Brie Cheese That Is The Perfect Blend of Tangy & Creamy, & God Jokes
celticelff - Amazing Best Friends, Imps, Beautiful Meadows in Ireland, and Sticking It Out When Things Are Crazy
betasignal - Stunningly Beautiful Blondes, Moon Dust, Taking Life By The Horns, and The Gradstache
ribbit_chic - Brilliant Tweens, Cinnamon Toast, Mischevious Smiles, and Street Smarts
cherith - Gentle Beauty, Independent & Sophisticated People, Jolly Ranchers & Graphical Web Interfaces
broken_pistol - Sibling Rivalry, Spaghettios, Orange Socks, and Shrimp Gumbo
siadhan - Heartfelt Poetry, Artistic Integrity, and Video Game Villains
rogue1717 - Coyotes & Cougars, Sexy Black Corsets, Not-Quite-So-Innocent Flirtations, and Hurricane Text Messaging
fyrebreather - Girls With Spunk, Courage Under Fire, Houseboats, and Mini Chocolate Chips
wolkenstreit - Squealing Fandom Girls, Academic Perseverence, Soothing Walks on Cool Autumn Days, and Triscuits
wcg - Good Fathers, Everything Above Our Heads, and Suave Sophistication
reflextoresist - New Beginnings, Minty Freshness, Disarming Smiles, and Cutting Through The Bad Stuff To Get To The Good
deyaniera - Erotic Literature, Ways To Soothe Joint Pain, Caramel Candies, and Fluidity
eeyorerin - Penguins, Professors Driven To Insanity By Their Students, Peeps, and Proofreading
bloominglotus - Food Network, Undeniable Patience, Ergonomic Water Bottles, and Intellectual Alone Time
alectoerinyes - Storytime, Kicking Jerks To The Curb, Forgiving Friends for Being Flakes, and Delicious Morsels
stacieann15 - Camp Counselors, Trips to Alaska, The Last Day of School, and Journalism
baby_bound - Silly Emails, Making Others Smile Regardless Of How You Feel, The Baby Gender Information Club, and Pudding Pie
love_unhinged - Delicious BBQ Ribs, Finding Princes Among Frogs, Crystal Balls, and Wild Office Antics
junepath - Butch Walker, Sexy Ladies Wearing Blazers, Kitty Hearts of Love, and Warm Marshmallow Cream
runesmythe - Pulling Oneself Up By The Bootstraps, Mountain Men Without Mountains, and Fried Okra
scottobear - Cats On Webcams, Journal Archival, and Fresh, Juicy Tangerines
matrixx - Toddler Boys, Surprises In The Mail, Stabbing Hobos, and the word "whore"
saint_magenta - Homegrown Flowers, Cherishing The Beauty in Everything, Cute Coffee Mugs, and Butterflies
palmetto - Gettin' The Job Done, Church Office Workers, Smiling Sarcasm, and Palm Trees
albee - Good Music, Butt-Twins, and The Awesome Feeling You Get When You Finally Get That Itch Scratched
em0ify0usays0 - Getting Rid of Toxicity, Refreshing Bicycle Rides, Angry Piano Interludes, and Milk Duds
john_flint - Guys Who Don't Realize They're Hot, Inciting People to Friending Riots, and Cereal Killers
allpeachy4u - Rising Above The Ashes Gracefully, Fighting With Gary, Liberal Usage of Seasonings, and Peaches
bojojoti - Housewarming, Raising Teenagers, Being a Light In Dark Places, and Freshly Baked Pie
needlenut - Needlecrafts, Beads, Fiber Art, and Enchanting Medieval Beauty
alarmist - Obscure Knowledge, Odd-Flavored Sodas, and Stuff... With People
t_jay - All Things Kitty-Like, Flushing Out Crazy People, Cute Hairstyles, and Patent-Leather Shoes
roxyfire - Pwning Girls In Wrestling Matches, Finding The Perfect Blend of Creamy Vs. Crunchy, Forging The Way Ahead, and Oreo Milkshakes
quoth_the_maven - Surviving Psychotic Sisters, Stuffing Envelopes, Super-Talented Chorus Members, and Makin' Bacon
singersdd - Adorable, Loving Dogs, Sunflowers, Finding The Humor of the Situation, and Seedlings of Hope
wikkidpixie - Jumping Right In To The Fun, Gorgeous Redheads, Disney World, and Wacky Wild Style
raglar - Deep Respect & Love For Girly Bits, Players, and Beer Snobs
twirlandswirl - Iconoclastic Conservatives, Clan Brujah, Heart-Melting Smiles, and Cribbage
damnengineer - TEH DARKLORD MANIPULAT0RZ0RZ, The Pride of The Netherlands, and Fall Over Hugs
puckdewd - Mensa-initiated Golden Retreivers, Non-effective Pain Pills, and Classical Realist Finger Painting
delayra - Girl Genius, People Subjected to Indignant Ignorance, Surviving Rural Missouri, and Dice
jocosa - Prism Rainbows, Dancing in Puddles, Topaz, and Those Cute Little Toothpick Flags You Can Stick In Sandcastles
anairdna - Dealing With Ignorant and Annoying Co-Workers, Art for Catharsis, Finding Something You Adore At A Consignment Shop, and Invader Zim
blueskywonder - Short Engagements, Teaching Gherkins Well, Indian Music, and That Perfectly Warm Spot On The Bed
faerieface - Determined Mommies, Beautifully Decorated Nurseries, Dispensing Priceless Advice, and Faeries
ceruleanlobster - Coming Up With Unique Usernames To Shut Up Your Friends, Cafe Mocha, Godiva Cheesecake, and Teenagers Who Jump On Celebrities
inked2x - Crazy Rest Stop Restroom Situations, Amazing Single Moms, Boobies Named Elvis, and People Subjected to Inane Training Sessions
calced - Cross-Country Moves, Underappreciated Teachers, and Men With Super Secret Spy Talents
theprimrosepath - Beautiful and Elegant Photographic Overlays, Medieval British Literature, Cold Mint Tea, and the Satisfaction of Creating a Really Good Sandwich
mog_bane - Hitting the Road, Geneology Hobbyists, Weaving, and Food Served In Tin Containers
emmy - Laundry Chores, Pretty Pink Hair, Period Fashion, and Bat-shaped Sugar Cookies
christabel - Organic Milk, Junk Stores, Following Your Heart, and Cool Sounds Frisbees Make When Flying
elysiankitten - Beautiful Singing Voices, Scrumptious Appetizers, The Breathless Rush You Get When Running From Ninjas, and the Color Pink
jenda - Walking Around Late Just For Fun, M&Ms, Clicky Clicky Pens, and Fabulously Non-Choreographed Dancing
conservativeme - Deliciously Fresh Sheets, Heartwarming Messages, Intelligent Discussion, and Whole Wheat Snack Crackers
antarcticlust - Sousa's Nantucket Pie, Spicy Peppers, Giant Trees That Form The Canopies of Rainforests, and Living Fossils
wildelven - Visitors to Suriname, Outdoor LARPing, and Incredibly Wonderful Hugs You Never Forget
empatheticcrush - The Nintendo Wii, Preventative Testing, Peppily Flavored Energy Drinks, Fresh Packages of Crayons, and Being Cute Without Even Trying


Canonized by Ceruleanlobster

helenangel - The Internet Web Comic, CounterStrike, and Weddings
fyrebreather - Usernames-That-Remind-Me-Of-Pern, Really-Cool-Journal-Titles, Wedding Rings, and The Word ubsteptrious
tinhuviel - Shriekback, Beezers, Centipedaphobia and Not Being Shot Out Of a Canon
wikkidpixie- Being Nobody But Herself, Sheer Volume of Livejournal Posts/Comments, Movers and Shakers and Driving Around Aimlessly
calced- Dorks*, Cool Teachers, LJ Usernames That Sound Like A Form of Calcite, and Tacky The Penguin (Because Someone Has To Be)
pappi- Californian Cloudmakers, Sending Gifts of Candy and Coffee to Unexpectant and Grateful Online Friends, Having Great Boyfriends and Serendipitously Knowing Online Friends' Real Life Friends.
mesawyou- Cool Lawyers, Finding Guys on the Internet Who Want To Meet For "Drinks" and Former Florida Residents.
clauderainsrm - Mitch Hedburg Fans, Shiny Free Quarters, Awesome Taste In TV Shows and Music and LJ Idol
tru2myart- Post Ho-iness, Lighthearted Gaias, and Mermaid Paintings
frznfishstick- Most Expensive Summer Vacations Ever, Emo Jackasses*, Books, and Waiting For A Good Man (like a lot of women)

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